[Verse 1]
Today I don't feel like doing fart fart fart
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up
Then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand down my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch
Just chillin' in my snuggie
Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie
Cause in my castle I'm the f**ing man
Oh, oh
[Pre-Chorus]
I said it
I said it
I said it cause I farted
[Chorus]
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
[Verse 2]
Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
Meet a really nice boy, have some really nice s**
He's gonna scream out: 'u are crap
[Oh my god, u are crap]
Yeah
I might mess around, get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry dad, you'll just have to wait (ha)
Oh, oh
[Pre-Chorus]
I said it
I said it
I said it cause I can
[Chorus]
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah
[Chorus]
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
[Outro]
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all