[Intro:]
Aiiyo Bimmy
So rock the bells, Def Jam collabo' man
You know'say, Bim...my...yeah
Feel It's baby, (uh) ha (uh) ha (uh) ha (uh) ha ha
[Chorus: LL Cool J and Kandice Love]
(L) I'm the G.O.A.T. I just ball a lot (L)
And (Cool J) I'm double platinum on the hot blocks and
(L) the hottest n***a in the whole spot (L)
And (Cool J) you see my hand not what I got and
(L) Strictly evil in the big box (L)
And (Cool J) It's no stoppin when my sh** knocks and
(L) Get it all baby don't stop (L)
And (Cool J) don't move the bottle let the corks pop
[LL Cool J]
I'm incredible, well n***a, outrageous
Turn money like encyclopedia pages
Get freaky throw dyke b**hes in cages
Paid in full european sh** f** Avis
Rocks in ears...blingin' the atmosphere
f** Canibus I bodied him last year
But the L still here watch face crystal clear
The other chick will give me heat while I shampoo her hair
Head tilted back baby no more tears
You mumblin' and sh** duke my flow more clear
Baby listen here, I been gettin' paper for years
And program directors who fronted they disappear
And grimy a** n***as get laced with car bombs
For bein' over-critical when Uncle get it on
I'll burn your magazine, GOD'll intervene
Can't front on this hip-hop phenomenon from Queens (I'm)
[Chorus]
[LL Cool J]
Bandwagon n***as ride my dick ev'ryday
And broke a** critics always got somethin' to say
'Bout how a n***a should flip his sh** a different way
The f** you know "bout hip-hop, I'm LL Cool J, n***a
They send Bentleys for me, security escort me
Now you wanna run to the authorities and report me
For being co*ky...t'ward those that co*k block me
I'm makin' millions, no n***a, it don't shock me
I'm supposed to have it. You never been close to karats
That's why you poppin' that sh** jealous bastarts
I ain't impressed by you playa that's that
Matter-o-fact gimme your autograph...on my nut-sack
Ya'll n***as Benigni-ing...not cool
You just got some white kids in the suburbs fooled
But your albums trash from the skit to the covers
I tear the plastic off and use it for a rubber (I'm)
[Chorus]
[LL Cool J]
Seems like ev'ry rappers a former Nicky Barnes
Ya ugly a** corny n***as is wannabe dons
I'm the best, platinum nine times in a row (wow)
Paparozzi flash while I snatch n***as hoes (wow)
Live the lifestyles so the average dime piece
Wanna have my lovechild and roll L style
A man hostile, but my Queens n***as run wild
So when I skate through n***as strain to smile
Peep my profile and my iced-out dial
I tap my horn, say "What up?" but never smile
And deuce a** n***as is noodles
And your broke a** stripper weave is lookin' like a poodle
'Scuse my French, "Je m'appelle LL"
I'm platinum again so tell 'em to go to hell
Then pour some Cristal for my foes that fell
Hard as hell, big fell, I excel, rock bells (I'm)
[Chorus]