[Intro]
Oh, man
It's like the hardest thing I've ever had to do
I can't keep going through this man
I mean, I can't rationalize the situation, just because man
I just got to tell her man
I got to do what I got to do man
Think about the kids man, they got to be in my life man
[Verse 1]
It seems like we starting to go to war more than average
I feel like I should file for divorce before the marriage
Hate even overrode Quran and Bible significance
I guess that we'll just call it irreconcilable differences
You was like a wish from a magic lamp I dreamed about
But now it's just a nightmare, and I wanna cuss that genie out
No more pillow talk, all we do is scream and shout
Both our words is like poison travelling the intravenous route
At first you couldn't separate us, now it's separate beds
Used to think as one, but now we're back to separate heads
Thought it was fate for me to live that life of make believe
I used to love coming home, now I can't wait to leave
A place once was filled with love now has a vacancy
I'd rather brake away than keep living unfaithfully
And Yo, don't get it twisted, this woman was great to me
But now we no longer relate and we both got to face it G
[Hook] x2
Best of friends, now we're like the worst enemies
We started leaning towards shady and slick tendencies
And I guess that we'll get over it eventually
Sometimes you got to realize it's just not meant to be
[Verse 2]
See, my first test, ask for nothing you'll get everything
Would you love me if I worked the drive-through at Dairy Queen?
Probably not, it seems now you only cherish green
And your demeanor crossed over to that rare extreme
Still hard to let her go despite all the scrutiny
But this being the news and since what time has proved conclusively
How should I do it, give it to her straight and truthfully?
Or should I use that old excuse or speech of 'It's not you, it's me'?
What if I'm wrong, I know neither of us plan to suffer
If we try, maybe there's still some love we can discover
She's a God-loving woman and a champion mother
But for her to try to wear my pants is real manly of her
You know what makes it tougher? Is when your family love her
How can we lay together if we can't stand each other
I had to leave, coz it was too much that just can't be covered
I grabbed my keys and did a car dash like Randy's brother
[Hook] x2
[Verse 3]
I came back to tell her we would never merge for ever
Had to step out for a while and get my words together
She pulled a few questionable mounds, but my dirt was clever
So as far as men go she's really deserving better
Well I guess we'll both be alone very soon
The Sun is gone and there's a dark cloud in every room
Situations more frustrating with every moon
She'll be good, lost love's only a temporary wound
Right? Well at least that's what I'm gonna tell her
I hope that she'll buy this BS that I'ma sell her
Not proud and yet another heart I got to leave in chalk
I grabbed her hand, looked in her eyes and said we need to talk
She shook her head, yes and confirmed entirely
Sat at the kitchen table, looked back at me and said I agree
She said I'm breaking-up with you, this is no longer real
The door bell rang, it was a man, She said "K this Phil"
[Outro]
Phil?
Like Philip?
What the hell?
You brought him to the house?
Oh my goodness.. It really is over!
[Hook]