[Intro]
Y'all ain't gonna believe this
I said, y'all ain't gonna believe this
[Verse 1]
I was in my study reading back a song i had wrote
While periodically flipping channels on the remote
Switched to my office chair, inclined it to a backwards position
In my peripheral I saw an image pa** through the kitchen
What has add to suspicion was my lock was fastened so if in
Fact someone was is in my house he was a cla**ic magician
Must be tripping so I laid up in the tub just to rest
When I came back into the kitchen there he was in the flesh
At this point I started thinking that it's highly incompetent
To let whoever this was know that this was getting redundant
All my enemies had been slaughtered in ma**ive abundance
Over the years I had eliminated three or four hundred
So I'm puzzled at the presence of a brand new foe
He said "I'm twice as dangerous as any man you know"
Gave him a show of power, still couldn't force him to run
I said "Who are you?" He just laughed and said "The sorcerer's son"
[Verse 2]
"So you're the sorcerer's son?" As I drank me some water
I guess you've come here with plans of avenging your father
I told him don't even bother though u have every right to
The chapter is behind me and I'm not gonna fight you
He said "If that's your decision, it pleases me still
Cause if you don't defend yourself, then you'll be easy to k**
I've studied every trick you've done and I can see through them all"
He flung a fireball that hit me and knocked me to the wall
I'm laying in a pile of rubble with a dent in my face
I said "My landlord gonna be tripping man, I'm renting this place"
He said "My father was the best warrior in the (anoms?) of time
So beating you will automatically make that title mine"
I guess he didn't have the wisdom that i thought that he had
Your dad was a twisted narcissistic sociopath
Who terrorized the galaxy and did nothing but damage
So why don't you take your little young a** back home to your planet
[Verse 3]
He got real real angry at my cynical sentiment
Then laughed and said "The magic I was using was primitive"
I tried to run out the door and get to the main road
But my living room had turned into an active volcano
I'm scared cause now I see that he was clever indeed
He made the planet spin ten times it's regular speed
My body was flying everywhere, battered and beaten
But through the chaotic conditions, he was still on his feet
I saw my weakness detecting scanner inside my backpack
If i can grab it, I can scan him and see where to attack
So as I flew by I snatched it and aimed at his head
The data processed but somehow it scanned me instead
Showed him every single weakness that I had in my mind
Then aggressively started attacking them one at a time
Inside was a war but outside the same as before
The sun was shining then a little kid knocked on my door
When nobody answered I'm thinking he leaving, forget us
That's when I noticed then that somehow he was inside with us
I was worried cause he walked about the whole room freely
And as i looked puzzled, he calmly said "He can't see me"
Then the little boy waved his hands, dropped to his knees
As the sorcerer's son fell I saw his oxygen leave
I was amazed at the sk** he was displaying in fact
He kept taking his life, waking him up, and taking it back
This dude didn't even have blood but somehow he bled
After ten minutes of torture he got up and he fled
I shook my injuries astonished at the powers he had
Then I said "Thank you little man"
He said "No problem dad!"
WHAT?!!