Intro:
[Damn]
[Damn]
[Damn]
[Damn]
Verse 1:
Yo, you seen a girl about 5´7´´
And a half blondish green eyes walk pa**? [Damn]
If not then you missed me, piss in your pants
Im making you dance. Groupies yelling out chants [Damn]
K period flay short and sweet
Like a midget made from a honeybee [Damn]
But this chicken ? a buzz buzz
I dont appreciate when you make a fuzz fuzz [Damn]
Intimidation of the god damn cops
This is incrimination please make it stop [Damn]
Im on the stand and i plead the fifth
Haters wanna prosecute this chick [Damn]
My name is Kristine Meredith, i am swearing it
On a bible straight from god [Damn]
Im the real deal brand new steel sealed
Mechanition do you me feel? [Damn]
I beat your a** if you come to close
If you really must grind go find a post [Damn]
Trust in the bible respect it sir
Or youll be in trouble expect it sir [Damn]
I lift weights so my biceps will crush you
You can't escape this muscle tissue [Damn]
So my advice is go check yourself
Think hotel room real bad zoom zoom [Damn]
Speedy gonzales be ceding your wallets
Im pleading i fall in emergency call-in
Chorus:
Get your whoosie all tied up off right up
Get your whoosie all sick as sh**
Get your whoosie real turned around
When you hear the sound of this beat goin down
Keep that whoosie up, keep that whoosie to yourself
Make that whoosie jump, put that whoosie on a shelf
I got my whoosie and im not that choosy
Please ? me go and sue me if you truly disapprove of me
[Damn]
[Damn]
Verse 2:
Im rated M for mature emcee
Im the kid with the suburban rap voice [Damn]
Northshore what what lets raise it up
Toast to me with a can of LaCroix [Damn]
Dont be too feared of the message im bringing
Dont be too scared of my bling-blinging [Damn]
Oh but these ? are nothing but cubic
My ice is an illusion and i can prove it [Damn]
Gonna fit the scene in a white bronco
Like a mob boss im the head honcho [Damn]
Hella fellas dont be jealous like spice girls
Im oregano, men can't say no [Damn]
But i jest and i digress and i
Reufse to wear that dress [Damn]
Baggy sweatpants work so well
Tight cloths equal my personal hell [Damn]
What you think is fun have a jeans good to you
Try to get a guy to decide to screw you [Damn]
Get a clue and if you can't play the board
?????? [Damn]
Get a belt cause your crack is showing
Say no to d** when you be get lowing [Damn]
I got a couple complaints to file
Stuff from full of packs so keep them smiling [Damn]
Obediency to what your told
Only sip my water when its ice cold
Chorus:
Get your whoosie all tied up off right up
Get your whoosie all sick as sh**
Get your whoosie real turned around
When you hear the sound of this beat goin down
Keep that whoosie up, keep that whoosie to yourself
Make that whoosie jump, put that whoosie on a shelf
I got my whoosie and im not that choosy
Please ? me go and sue me if you truly disapprove of me
[Damn]
[Damn]
This right here is history in the making
Get a stack of records for booty shaking [Damn]
Earth is quaking, hurricane a
Natural disaster, must rap faster [Damn]
Like a robot redefine hiphop
Minus droptops and ??? [Damn]
Im only 19 alcohols of limits
And you i never smoke weed like a ? [Damn]
Come and get it all you people im on top like a zebra on my tippytippytippy toes striking a seductive pose [Damn]
What my ? give me room to occupate
Hand over the scalpel i must operate [Damn]
Dr ??????
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Im a smooth criminal
Message is subliminal
We got a 911 situation
An epidemic sweeping across the nation [Damn]
People getting ill from my sick music
? at my lyrics please excuse it [Damn]
Talking ? at the big white telephone
555 miss flay ain't home
Chorus:
Get your whoosie all tied up off right up
Get your whoosie all sick as sh**
Get your whoosie real turned around
When you hear the sound of this beat goin down
Keep that whoosie up, keep that whoosie to yourself
Make that whoosie jump, put that whoosie on a shelf
I got my whoosie and im not that choosy
Please ? me go and sue me if you truly disapprove of me
Word up to Grandma
Dadi Dada
Whoosie Whatsie
Outback Steakhouse
Outback Steakhouse
Not popping pills
Im paying bills
Just keep it fresh
And staying chill