"Aight so you n***az wanna know how a n***a ends up in jail
Servin a 40 to life sentence for dope that wasnt even his
Just sit back and listen Ill tell you
Its some hillarious thangs boy
And its a wild wild chain of events that gets yo a** in here
(Chorus)
Momma I don't wanna sell
Birds no more ( I gotta f**in funny story to tell yall)
They pushed me down and locked me up
Put my face on the floor ( you remember me and big paul and my whole crew)
They took my money and my credit card
Now I'm poor (government snitches are paid)
Momma I don't wanna sell
Crack no more ( listen it gon take about 3 minutes just listen)
[k**er Mike]
After high school I gained lots a weight
And I ain't talkin bout calories put on by state
The recipie I'm cookin may send me upstate
Use bakin soda cook the pie collect cake, not Pillsbury
These n***az kick down doors find out where millsbury
sh**s very intense and critical
And when we drew pistols sh** got pitiful
The first leak was bullsh** a half a brick
We robbed the middle man and a bum b**h
The dumb b**h
But between me and him and that who*e
We walked away wit 18 and a bigger score
Some n***a named Salvator from El Salvador
Got silver teeth and a star on his jaw
Young Antonio Montana
Held up mansion North Atlanta
We hit 'em hard and stores hammer YEA!
(Chorus)
Momma I don't wanna sell
birds no more
(ok I know wat you thinkin its on right we on right we on)
They pushed me down and locked me up
Put my face on the floor
(hold up hold up hold up be patient be patient listen to the rest listen listen)
They took my money and my credit card
Now I'm poor
(man I feel like a a** hole just tellin you this man)
Momma I don't wanna sell
Crack no more
(tell that kid gimme the car check it out heres where it gets interesting follow this sh**)
[k**er Mike]
I little spot had more birds than a pet shop
More guns than a Vietnam Vet
We was set
Loaded up the work and lets jet
My n***a Big Paul loaded up the uhaul
1000 pounds uncut raw
Hold on wats that I saw in the distance
Did he have a crew offerin resistance
Pauley said "its probly nothin
A small animal or somethin"
My nerves got ta jumpin
I swear I herd somethin
I pointed the 4 fifth in the wind and start dumpin
Now blue light is comin
My crew is runnin
Cops is everywhere they keep comin
All of us sick
And all of us caught holdin our dick
We robbed the n***a the same day the f**in feds hit
We robbed the n***a the same day the f**in feds hit
Me and Salvador f**ed up in the mix
That middle man the dumb b**h
Them n***az snitched GOT DAMN!!
(Chorus)
Momma I don't wanna sell
Birds no more
(so young man this is why the f** I'm sittin here wearin this tan suit like this)
They pushed me down and locked me up
Put my face on the floor
(I hear Savador got extradited or some sh**)
They took my money and my credit card
Now I'm poor
(the grown b**h was a snitch? who knows)
Momma I don't wanna sell
Crack no more
(Man I shoula f**in stayed in job court...
Stayed my f**in a** in job court doin this dumb a** sh**
now I'm f**in around wit yall stupid a** n***az too
Aint no n***az in jail but dumb n***az
n***az trip me out you ain't a real n***a
if you ain't been to jail fu*k THAT I was stupid
I'm in jail and most of these n***az in here stupid too HA HA HA HA)