Goin' todd down the tober, just me a naff with vera lynn
When I stumble upon a so, oven plate a sharpy polone dish
Confused I go over there, to realizes the lily in drag
He'd been cottaging a long, blag b**hes and other omi
Well never have heard of tootsie trade, Only been with a dona before
But when I saw that chicken dance round, I knew I some how had to score
No cod baskets in sight in the near future, ajaz I could feel cartes poking me
Slap on the thews park plate, then get 'im remould I would be the tootsie baby
The rough trade switch me blue, I never could have knew
The joys of a cartes funt me dish, The feel of never ending bliss
The rough trade switch me blue, Now there's noting I could do
The pure nirvana of it all
I would camp outside latties, anticipating the next charver
Oft settin up inside cottages, funt me charpering omi
Crusin' for a cove to diddle, mince cartes meshigener
Ultimately such a drag, no dorcas filly lookin' meese
When I was done I looked back, I had a look of delight on my eek
I need another rough trade now, I need another switch to make me fully blue
There was no feeling like that , There was no feeling before
The rough trade switch me blue, oh the rough trade switch me blue
The rough trade switch me blue, I never could have knew
Baby when you getting a sac of cartes funt ya dish...........
Maybe you been switch too
You you self been switch too
Maybe you are now blue
Tootsie bona notchy jubes no more, why?
Cuz I'm blue, Just like you