Did I ever tell you guys
All of you who listen to this band
About the meanest guy
That ever is
Or ever was
About four feet tall and pale
Known as Jake to his friends
Means that no one has ever made the mistake
To call him Jake
There's about a thousand ways
I could demonstrate he was poison
Motherf**er crawls around like a human snake
Fangs and all
Spitting in the food
Pissing in the pool
Yelling at the blind
Acting like it's cool
Preying on the weak
He's f**ing cruel!
Did I ever tell you guys
All about Jacob St. Clair
Absolute evil if there ever was
And there is
k**s the lawn
Freaks the dog
Curdles the milk with a stare from fourteen feet
I know you wanna be good about it, act like he's your friend and all, have an open mind and all that sh**... until this this scumbag comes walking up and then it's
Jacob! Jacob! Get the f** away
But he keeps coming around
He keeps coming around
You beg him
Plead him
Scream until you bleed
But he keeps coming around
He will keep coming around
There's no love for you
Your mom or your dad
Or any of your friends
My name is Jacob
I guess you've all heard of me
My reputation does precede yet again
I'm not a lying man
To deny what's been said
All those awful stories that folks repeat
Again and again
I'm hated
And I'm scorned
Always cast away
Always pushed aside
Always me again and again
Ever since I was born
I've been despised
It's pain and rejection
Again and again
But I can promise you this
If you only give me a chance
Walk with me
Take my hand
And I'll get you
Take you
Burn you and break you
Again and again and again and again and again!