{INCEPTION}
Delivering milk, and hope to a world gone sour...
Adventures of Milkman with Cliffhanger!
Today's adventure number 2498:
"Cliffhanger and the Intruder"
Gentleman:
Who are you?
Milkman:
I'm Milkman
Gentleman:
We don't have no Milkman...
Milkman:
*co*ks pistol*
Gentleman:
Woah, what the hell?
Milkman:
Put the money in the bag
Cliffhanger:
Put the money in the bag...
Put it in!
Gentleman:
Mary! Call the Police!
Milkman:
Isn't it a shame we don't feel safe in our own backyards?
Mary:
Who is this guy?
Milkman:
They call me Milkman, Ma'am...
And like you, I care about the sanctity of our communities
Mary:
You think he is a Milkman?
Gentleman:
There's milk in his truck
Mary:
Well, maybe we ought to let him go
Gentleman:
Where is he?
Gentleman:
*stocking the gentleman's refrigerator of dairy*
Can't get milk to the fridge too soon!
*proceeds to walk out the backdoor, continues with no hesitation*
Gentleman:
Hey! We're not paying for that!
Milkman:
*starts up the milkvan and drives off*
Gentleman:
Hey! He stole the game!
Neighbor:
Stop that guy!
Gentleman:
Stop it! He's got my money!
Citizen:
Hey wait, you forgot this!
Cliffhanger:
Thanks
Security:
What the hell's the matter with you, you let him go?!
Clerk:
Now he's gonna get away with my money!
Security:
Cut 'em off in the lobby, and call the cops!
*channel changes*
Clerk:
You gonna pay? You're holding up my line
Cliff:
We're talking about 2 cents...
Clerk:
If you can't afford your milk, just step aside
What, Daddy ain't give you enough milk money today?
Cliff:
It's 2 cents, we're talking about 2 cents...
Milkman:
Maybe you should try some skim milk!
Cashier:
Just step aside, kid!
Gentleman:
Maybe you should shut up, you Flaming Jerkhead!
Milkman:
Well, I don't know about Jerkhead, but Flame On...
Gentleman:
Ahhhh!
Cliff:
I need that money!
Clerk:
I missed the part where that's my-
*sudden scene change*
Detective Apprentice:
You'd think the killer had to be someone known to shoot for him to be boxed in there like that
Detective;
Not necessarily, could've been a total stranger...
Death was instantaneous, he was killed by a single blow on the right side of the head;
Almost certainly with that Poker
Detective Apprentice:
How long ago?
Detective:
Within the hour...
*cuts to the murder, panicking before releasing a gunshot*
Witnesses:
Ohhh- he need some milk!
Cliff:
That girl... Mary Jane Watson
*channel changes*
And moments later, in the secret {} deep beneath {}...
They roar out, to protect live, liberty, and property as;
Gooky Criminals... the cool, cruel MR. FREEZE...
{VERSE} - RUSTY RED (DANTE)
Take me to your leader
Ello gov'nor, fellow younger me-ter
Leeches face the pages
Wassup danger, freeze up, udder seizure
Leap of faith belated
Brother glacier, reefer puffer, breather
See the snakes is faded
From the laser heat the plummer leaking
Gutter bleeding, sneakers covered, Mother grieving
Leave his lover weeping, beating numbers even
If the digits glove, I'm kicking cuffs
Speeding minutes, the evening frigid
Hiccup the cheese motherfu*ker
The wreath infinite, repeating undercovers
Flying off the shelf once again, it's the continuing, daring, and dangling adventures of...
Milkman!
Watch out villains!
Here come...