{INCEPTION} Delivering milk, and hope to a world gone sour... Adventures of Milkman with Cliffhanger! Today's adventure number 2498: "Cliffhanger and the Intruder" Gentleman: Who are you? Milkman: I'm Milkman Gentleman: We don't have no Milkman... Milkman: *co*ks pistol* Gentleman: Woah, what the hell? Milkman: Put the money in the bag Cliffhanger: Put the money in the bag... Put it in! Gentleman: Mary! Call the Police! Milkman: Isn't it a shame we don't feel safe in our own backyards? Mary: Who is this guy? Milkman: They call me Milkman, Ma'am... And like you, I care about the sanctity of our communities Mary: You think he is a Milkman? Gentleman: There's milk in his truck Mary: Well, maybe we ought to let him go Gentleman: Where is he? Gentleman: *stocking the gentleman's refrigerator of dairy* Can't get milk to the fridge too soon! *proceeds to walk out the backdoor, continues with no hesitation* Gentleman: Hey! We're not paying for that! Milkman: *starts up the milkvan and drives off* Gentleman: Hey! He stole the game! Neighbor: Stop that guy! Gentleman: Stop it! He's got my money! Citizen: Hey wait, you forgot this! Cliffhanger: Thanks Security: What the hell's the matter with you, you let him go?! Clerk: Now he's gonna get away with my money! Security: Cut 'em off in the lobby, and call the cops! *channel changes* Clerk: You gonna pay? You're holding up my line Cliff: We're talking about 2 cents... Clerk: If you can't afford your milk, just step aside What, Daddy ain't give you enough milk money today? Cliff: It's 2 cents, we're talking about 2 cents... Milkman: Maybe you should try some skim milk!
Cashier: Just step aside, kid! Gentleman: Maybe you should shut up, you Flaming Jerkhead! Milkman: Well, I don't know about Jerkhead, but Flame On... Gentleman: Ahhhh! Cliff: I need that money! Clerk: I missed the part where that's my- *sudden scene change* Detective Apprentice: You'd think the killer had to be someone known to shoot for him to be boxed in there like that Detective; Not necessarily, could've been a total stranger... Death was instantaneous, he was killed by a single blow on the right side of the head; Almost certainly with that Poker Detective Apprentice: How long ago? Detective: Within the hour... *cuts to the murder, panicking before releasing a gunshot* Witnesses: Ohhh- he need some milk! Cliff: That girl... Mary Jane Watson *channel changes* And moments later, in the secret {} deep beneath {}... They roar out, to protect live, liberty, and property as; Gooky Criminals... the cool, cruel MR. FREEZE... {VERSE} - RUSTY RED (DANTE) Take me to your leader Ello gov'nor, fellow younger me-ter Leeches face the pages Wassup danger, freeze up, udder seizure Leap of faith belated Brother glacier, reefer puffer, breather See the snakes is faded From the laser heat the plummer leaking Gutter bleeding, sneakers covered, Mother grieving Leave his lover weeping, beating numbers even If the digits glove, I'm kicking cuffs Speeding minutes, the evening frigid Hiccup the cheese motherfu*ker The wreath infinite, repeating undercovers Flying off the shelf once again, it's the continuing, daring, and dangling adventures of... Milkman! Watch out villains! Here come...