[Intro]
To all the fly b**hes that this may perhaps offend
We'd like to apologize
But if you are a stank a** ho
You get no love, b**h
No love...
[Hook]
To all the fly b**hes tryna get down and out
We icy, we icy
All the p**y ninjas getting socked in the mouth
We icy, yeah, we icy
All the fly b**hes tryna keep a man
We icy, we icy
We're spitting so hot, get yourself a tan
We icy, yeah, we icy
[Verse 1: Prophecy]
They say keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
Mine are on the head of my bed like a poster
I am a closer, you sir are a poser
And you better run before I lose my composure
I'm sorry but you f**ers bore me
And you fake a** fairies just don't do it for me
These shorties adore me, f** a sob story
Mine's all about g's, guns, gore and glory
Let me be explicit, for just one minute
You motherf**ing critics have pushed me to my limits
This is harlem living, don't let your daughter visit
Cause once she's on, then it's hard to get off this dick
My rhymes are impeccable, f** being ethical
If your views aren't flexible, you can fondle my genitals
You put me on a pedestal, like a f**ing spectacle
And you better stop unless you want to be a vegetable
[Interlude]
Have dinner ready
Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return
This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs
Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed
Prepare yourself
Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives
Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking
He has just been with a lot of work-weary people
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him
His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it...
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Juke]
Can I feel your density
Can I feel you tenderly
Back up against me
Ready for the blizzard
Cause this Wizard got so much whiskey in his liver
Why can't I just be me because
You know it's what you need
Front running motherf**er, Pre
I do the deed, I win, I sin
Hard like a shark, can't even see my fin
Make your lights dim
And if you don't know now you know
The driver of this ship is a pro yo
You ain't even on my level
That's why I'm usherin' in a mean regime
Cause my raps was deemed too phat for your crack tracks
This cracker attacks, with my magnum, gaggin' em
Fill 'em with lead, leave 'em dead, floor red
Pop two, straight to the head
Try to face me, go ahead your whole crew's dead
[Hook](x2)
[Outro]
What? What the f** does that even mean?
That's so f**ing stupid!
Icy? What the f** does icy mean?
Ah! Shut the f** up!
Goddamn it!
And that is so rude to women...
Oh my god, it's not even funny!
Jesus Christ
Everybody's a dumba** except for me...