Yo Sizzle b**h [Verse 1:] Captain Moes swag, ya I drink that up Then I call your girl and ask her for a back rub I rub her duck like I was in the bathtub Enter hers while we was in the bathtub Do some integers like I was in the math club Hold on though, cut the beat... I go so Ham b**h, put me on a sandwich Slicin' up the beat, better get a bandage [Hook: Philosophist] We bout them Guns and d** Guns and Drugs Guns and Drugs Guns and Drugs I said Guns and Drugs Guns and Drugs Guns and Drugs And that's f**in' it. Swag [Verse 2: Sizzle] Glued to my couch, ya I'm smoking' sticky Drinkin' Captain's, Jack and Mickey's you could call it Disney Alcohol goes right through me, know I'm getting pissy Bottle spillin' out the tip, know I'm getting tipsy K9's that spray 9's, big raw muzzle Ya'll know I fit the piece, jigsaw puzzle All about my hustle, drinking till the bottle's gone Drink it hard, chugging faster than the autobahn
Coke'd up in a coke white benz that's what you call a boss Last night I blew 6 million, you could call it holocaust I don't f** around, all about the business And we steady lightin' trees like christmas [Hook] [Verse 3: Philosophist] I'll shoot your f**ing b**h, with my mo'f**ing swagger gun b**hes on my dick, and they always f**in' having fun f** ham, f** turkey, f** roast beef Player I'm the king of the f**ing deli meat. Swag I make your b**h holler, like the desert people You a sandy bird, call it a desert eagle Got 6 rounds in my mo'f**ing desert eagle You eating my pie? That's my dessert, eagle I got a tight flow, you aight doe Your girl s** the fat off my dick, lipo She gimme jimmy neutron brain, lightbulb She need to shave her downstairs though, yikes bro I'm microsoft homie, Bill Gates I get tons of p**y, Date Rape Swag (x16), I got me some bathin' apes [Hook]