There was an old sailor who sat on a rock
Waving and shaking his big hairy
Fist at the ladies next door in the Ritz
Who taught all the children to play with their
Ice creams and marbles and all thing galore
Along comes a lady who looks like a
Decent young woman who walks like a duck
She says she's invented a new way to
Ring up the children to sew and to knit
The boys in the stable are shoveling
Litter and paper from yesterdays hunt
And old dirty Dread is having some
Cake in the parlour and singing this song
If you think it's dirty your bloody well wrong
Susanne was a nice girl with plenty of class
Who turned the boys head when she wiggled her
Eyes at the young boys as girls sometimes do
To make it quite plain she was ready to
Go for a walk or a stroll in the grass
Then hurry back home for a nice piece of
Chicken and ice cream and lots of roast duck
And after this meal she was ready to
Go for a walk or a stroll on the dock
With any young boy with a sizable
{?} and a pretty good front
And if he talked softly she'd show him her
Little pet dog who is subject to fits
And maybe let him grab a hold of her
Little white hand with her movement so quick
Then she would leave over and tickle his
Chin while she showed what she once learned in France
And asked this poor chap to take off his under
Pants while she sang of the {?} shore
For whatever she was
She wasn't a bad girl really this Susan
I've had better
Mind you, you know she wasn't that bad