{Verse 1}
There's a man from down our street
Who has a bean that can't be beat
When he holds it up it touches the floor
It must be three foot long or more
And people came from miles around
When they saw it they made this sound
{Chorus}
Oh, oh, oh, What a bean
The biggest bean I've ever seen
Oh, oh, oh, I declare
The sight of it is more than I can bear
{Verse 2}
A girl who saw his bean one day
Was so surprised she ran away
He chased her for, to calm her down
And chased her half way 'cross the town
She really was so petrified
'Cause as she run away she cried
{Chorus}
Oh, oh, oh, What a bean
The biggest bean I've ever seen
Oh, oh, oh, I declare
The sight of it is more than I can bear
{Verse 3}
He carried it down the road one day
And ran into a chap so gay
He stopped and stared at this great bean
The biggest bean he'd ever seen
It filled this chap with such delight
And he shouted out with all his might
{Chorus}
Oh, oh, oh, What a bean
The biggest bean I've ever seen
Oh, oh, oh, so divine
Oh how I wish that lovely bean was mine
{Verse 4}
Now it makes me very sad to say
The bean withered up and went away
But the story of the bean lives on
For his son has one that's twice as long
His fame has spread both far and near
And when people see it they all cheer
{Chorus}
Oh, oh, oh, What a bean
The biggest bean I've ever seen
Oh, oh, oh, I declare
The sight of it is more than I can bear
{Chorus}
Oh, oh, oh, What a bean
The biggest bean I've ever seen
Oh, oh, oh, I declare
The sight of it is more than I can bear
{Outro}
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