Alright get ready
Your in heavan when you hear big seven Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er Mary had a little pig she could not stop it grunting
She took it up the garden path and kicked it's little rump in Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a roll of cheese
Jack came down with a beaming smile and his trousers round his knees Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er Little Jack horner sat on the corner with a dirty look in his eye
He never looked at the pretty girls but he smiled when the boys went by Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er Up all night and sleep all day really my desire
I tried it once but it would not work out 'cause the p**y caught fire Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er Old mother hubbered went to the cupboard to get the poor doggy a bone
When she bent down the dog came around and he gave her a bone of his Own Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jumped over candle stick
Silly boy should have jumped higher goodness gracious great balls of fire Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er Judge dread lay in a double bed with a girl preforming great
He said would you like big seven again she said no but I'll had big Eight Hey hey diddle dumb day diddle dumb day
Diddle dumb day