[Hook] Inside-Inside-In-in-in-in-Inside the convention where otaku loligag. Ota-kamis in the building and he's sugoi to the max All the girls say he's kawaii and the guys f** with his swag But the weeaboos dislike him. n***a tell em why you mad D-D-Damn I love it when she cosplays as mai waifu that's a fact I get limited edition figures out my blister packs G-G-Got a gundam with cool functions even plasma cannon blasts Rocket boosters in my feet. I could goto space and back.(woosh) [Verse] I-I could goto space and back I-I got rocket that'll blast W-When I step in the convention ladies know just who I am I-I-I'm that n***a. 12 inch figures still mint inside the pack Cashing out in Akihabara like I want that and that
My gyaru rollin rollin up that mana potion pack f**ing round with them Yakuzas and they'll shoot you on attack And my bijin sailor fuku and her ears look like a cat Nekomimis if she's 3D I don't care about her a** [Hook] [Verse] Man I just came back from Namek I was in that Macross I'm otaku to the maximum with yen in Tokyo A-a-At conventions I be glaring with an aura. Final boss And mai waifu is kawaii. You see her and drop your jaw Got a bijin hanging with me you can call her player two I am so f**ing happy I am not a weeaboo She looks sugoi in her cosplay reading manga like it's cool We otaku and we mobbin on 4Chan like f** the rules.(ahh) [Hook]