[Verse 1: Josip On Deck]
Ridin' on weeaboos
I go hard seasonal
Katana Demon lord
Tsundere Wit me
Shōjo stay ready
Senpai got that ‘fetti
I'm kami you dummy
My girl oppai heavy
Kore wa hentai and kami no senpai
In Shibuya tensai as f** I'm a legend
Random selection to choose at my b**hes
Like Street Fighter Alpha but this is non-fiction
Prism surrounding my 2D-like figure
Got figures, my n***a and manga collections
Gundams and Mechas keep me out of space
With Konata she love cause I endorse echii
In Akihabara, Harajuku flexin' and finessin'
High as f** just like the Jetsons
Textin' girls through instant message
Hirigana on my shirt flirtin wit fujoshi vixens
Rasberry hair dye, she dipped it
Copped a Daki just cause it's expensive
Figma on figma, just wait till December
Ice princess wit me chillin'..
Murikama through Pyrex Vision
Pixel missiles shot at buildings to knock'em down and rebuild
We got Maya and 3DS Max and Anon exists so were always unmatched
My Waifu and rifle, k** all of my rivals
Now I'm in Kyoto, Rockin' a straw hat
Like Raiden or Ryu off Ninja Gaiden
With maidens they hatin' cause I got them racks
Don't even need to..My lil' n***as eat you
So I hope you get that message
I'm in Shibuya straight up flexin'
WoW!
[Hook: Hentai Dude]
Waifus on my mind, (mind)
Waifus on my time, (time)
Tryina get it poppin' like that Nina half-past nine
Got yo imouto with me
And I'm her senpai to be
Postin hentai from the jet
Yeah you know I'm doin me
Got that work, get that paper
Say hello, to a hater
Falco here, Shiki free
Siscon gang (f** f**) with me
Swaggin out, those kouhais love it
They askin' senpai to rub it
And I'm not tryina' be mean
But senpai gotta come clean.. like
[Chorus : Hentai Dude]
I love my waifus every single f**in' day
And you know this sh** is real, real talk girl no f**in' play
I'ma use my senpai powers, take a world from shades of gray
Paint a new color on paper, gonna make it anime
X2
[Verse 1 : Hentai Dude]
Who you know spittin them anime verses
I keep it clean, we don't rehearse it
This sh** is a joke in a literal sense
So please don't be mad if you a hurt b**h
My life is a doujin, I'm not f**in' jokin
Came straight out a manga, (?)I spoke(?) b**h
I spilled all my hentai in front of some cars
Do you know the struggle I flirt with
Matter of fact, your senpai is back
Put weeaboos inside a hearse b**h
Odama rasengan all inside the p**y
Kimochi she askin' for more b**h
She sayin she love me, she wantin' to bump me
I think it's a matter of time
My s**ual experience comes straight from that FAKKU!
Vanilla doujinshi I read up online
[Chorus : Hentai Dude]
I love my waifus every single f**in' day
And you know this sh** is real, real talk girl no f**in' play
I'ma use my senpai powers, take a world from shades of gray
Paint a new color on paper, gonna make it anime
X2
[Outro Sample : Ghost Stories]