Hey yo J-Dog, play that funky beat!
(...J-Dog? *laughs*)
[Verse 1]
It's the world-wide epidemic
Of hot sh** gettin' shoved aside for tripe like this
Hypeness, is next to Impossible, behind Not Yet
Making out with Ain't Gonna Happen, flirting with Don't Bet
Although there's hope yet, not an amateur, nope - vet
Shattering fads like a jackhammer to a stone pet
I told you that I burn, but you didn't learn your chemistry
Few can lay it down like this, and one of them is me
That's obvious though, so here's another question
How many who flow can flow 24/7 for eight years
'Fore taking praise across the board
From people who hate hip hop and were born before the second war
I transcend from North Van to Compton
Wack rappers get laughed off worse than Jack Thompson
Carry on then, I don't give two flying sh**s
About no lying pricks and entertainment-hating scientists
I'll be flying ships around the broken planet's dying bits
Before the human race'll pry the sh** from inside of it
Go to Redmond, and bust the door down with fat kicks
Then use hat tricks to k** Bill like Beatrix
The fact is I question if I'm really insane, yo
Sure I got my demons... I got 'em on a payroll!
Yeah, you stuck-up suits don't have any fun
Your back's against the wall cause of my motherf**in' Gravity Gun
[Verse 2]
Well it's a good thing my bro's beat can start up a party
Cause god knows that yours sound like f**in' Atari
Huh, are we having fun yet? Whaddaya say, noob?
You couldn't rock a box if GH was on Gamecube
I'll take you, into a corner then paint you into it, red
I ain't having you rippin' on this metalhead
I go ballistic, kiss your pissin' limits goodbye
MCs with limitations hit their head on the sky
Shred 'em like Vai, heavy with 10KW power supply
No voice can overpower mine, although they try
But ultimately fail, cause they got no pa**ions
Anyone that steps up is in for thirty lashin's
Mashin' them into the dirt like Kal' Lasn does
Every time some capitalistic sh** happens
It's overbearing, no expense has been spared
I pay the radio to keep the stench off the air
The rent is fair, you're gonna need the check for some dental care
Obsessed with metal yet conservatives want me to trim my hair
It ain't happenin', listen to them yappin'
Actin' like I only got a year before I pack it in
I'm tackling and talking up the new trick that I taught the pup
The job is up, I found you out, you just soft as slush
If thoughts could crush, you'd be featherlight
So take a stainless steel wrench to your cranium
And screw your f**in' head on tight
Yeah, Freddy was right...
I kick 'em to the street and leave 'em biting the dust, like
You just might be hooked after only one fill
Who wanna get paid for thinking like Napoleon Hill
Homie and chill, I ain't gonna waste time with your moaning, I'll ill
And y'all don't see me b**h about the role that I fill
I change it like Annihilator change singers
I never lose a challenge to lyrical pain-bringers
My brain figures, my spirit writes
If you don't like it you can take a deep breath
Cause I'm climbing to clearer heights
I excite, never let boredom infest this
I'm sicker than a junkie who's just snorted asbestos
Your chest is, running out of steam, have some batteries
You kick the sh** with less emotion than Keanu Reeves
Please, I'm puttin' MCs in the freezer
Like Japanese cartoons, I leave you with a seizure
Rap bands, knocking 'em down with backhands
They're wack man, they're butchering lines worse than a bad trans
It's over, call FATE down upon your a**es
You couldn't see the heart with........x-ray gla**
And when it comes to that
I'm out like breaker blowing your sat, stat
[Outro]
Gravity k**s
Phoenix Voice got incredible sk**s
...X-ray gla**es? What the f**?
(Your words, "B-Dog")