Ladies and Gentlemen...
Welcome to the debut grand opening of the Beyond bistro bed and breakfast bar and grill cafe lounge on the water...
Where we offer you the finest of the finer things...
Cold as the walls of a freezer with the door closed
Praised among the town for his stone cold hard flows
Salivary glands release fluid for the beatbox
Always in funky kicks known to never where Birkenstocks
Oxygen cleanses the burnt out lung shafts
Never went to cla** but always puff puffed then pa**ed
Gla** shards amongst all the d** in the bloodstream
Stunk up like an old farts house filled with mung beans
Connection with the community as many eyes as freckles
Most will die snorting his breakfast just a speckle
Roams the city at night, check around the corner
Rhymes to no end could fill the house of a hoarder
Take a piece of my mind a piece not the whole cake
Cutting through easy like a knife through raw cow steaks
Kids mooing' louder than that old Chevy Malibu
Actin crazy like a rainstorm is coming' through
Hide under your bed but a monster live under there
Chew you up and leave nothing' but three teeth and a strand of hair
Come one come all it's a free humanity show
Except it ends with everyone fried then I take all the dough
But hoe you know me doe! I'm the one with the Jewish nose
Who grew up with the roots where the grubs crawl and the crop grows
Rose up through the ground like a zombie comin' back to life
Always dress sharper than the tip edge on a k**er's knife
Camelback ready for the day filled with liquor
Somebody come get this girl she's dancin' like a stripper
Pull out a log within a pile of brown tangled pick up sticks
Slippin' down the slope with a sixpack of Smithwicks
Got some wicky wickety raps visit my .org
Mixin' lights and darks, some Heine and some Tuborg
A crane can't maintain the mundane raps of the left lane
The other way contains the proclaimed raps of the rap king…
Don't say his name in vain!