[Verse 1]
I'm in love with my armchair
And my Newcastle Brown
My natural style
Let's everyone down
If you try to move me
I just won't budge
If you try to know me
You won't get much
[Verse 2]
Silence and anger
Abuse and attack
I'm in my own world
And I ain't ever coming back
I'm not just a fool
I'm sly and cheap and cruel
There's only room in here
For f*gs and beer
[Pre-Chorus]
Do you still wanna love me now?
Do you still wanna love me now?
[Chorus]
Frankly my dear
I couldn't give a damn
If I die tomorrow
If I die tomorrow
If I die tomorrow
Could you love me for who I am
[Verse 3]
I'd marry someone
Without any reason
If they were a cat
Or if they were in season
I've never even made
A single cup of tea
I ignore everyone
Except, of course, me
[Pre-Chorus]
Do you still wanna love me now?
Do you still wanna love me now?
[Chorus]
Frankly my dear
I couldn't give a damn
If I die tomorrow
If I die tomorrow
If I die tomorrow
Could you love me for who I am
[Pre-Chorus]
Do you still wanna love me now?
Do you still wanna love me now?
[Chorus]
Please don't tell Mum
What a monster I've become
If I die tomorrow
If I die tomorrow
If I die tomorrow
Could you love me for who I am