[Verse 1]
If I could turn her on
I would but it's out
Of my hands
I'll never figure it out
And if she just would
Turn on I'd end up
Wrapped all around
Her little fingers
Who knows maybe I
Started too strong
I didn't mean to impose
This is getting me
Nowhere
If I could find all
Her switches
I'd flip them to
See if she'd hum
That's not my decision
But she could
Take what I've done
Between her fingers and thumb
She could send it out
Somewhere
[Chorus]
She's an amplifier
Like I never
Have known before
If she would let me
All the sounds that
She could get
I swear
She's a dual-rectifier
And I'm melting
All over the floor
I think she knows it
But she never really shows
That she cares for me
So I'm thinking that
I must be too lame of a player
[Verse 2]
If I could just get her going
I'd be lying in her deep tones
They'd rumble down to my bones
If I could find all
Her switches
I'd flip them to
See if she'd hum
That's not my decision
But she could
Take what I've done
Between her fingers and thumb
She could send it out
Somewhere
[Chorus]
She's an amplifier
Like I never
Have known before
If she would let me
All the sounds that
She could get
I swear
She's a heart-liquifier
And I'm melting
All over the floor
I think she knows it
But she never really shows
That she cares for me
So I'm thinking that
I must be too lame of a player
[Bridge]
I'm so pathetic I think
That I'm making all the wrong turns
I must have said it fifty times
To fifty people who've heard
That I'm just waiting, waiting
Waiting, waiting, waiting
For her
She is..
[Chorus]
She's an amplifier
Like I never
Have known before
If she would let me
All the sounds that
She could get
I swear
She's a dual-rectifier
And I'm melting
All over the floor
I think she knows it
But she never really shows
That she cares for me
You know she don't care for me
She don't care for me
So I'm thinking that
I must be too lame of a player