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Time for some more crazy psychotic sh**...
Hold up, let me get on top of this...
Verse 1:
I'm the only rapper that got beat to d**h
Then came back to life just to see who's next
Yeah, we'll see who's next. Do you really wanna cross me?
I'll stab you in the head with a spoon at top speed
Then I'll get my coffee, 'n start sippin' slowly
When people asked what happened, I'll swear that I don't know me
'Cuz I'm the only psycho that'll murder his homies
And every single hot b**h that looks at him closely
I guess I got to apologize to Backwordz 'n !mpulse;
Next week, I plan to k** 'em with their own f**in' pitbull
I'm the only skitzo to k** his third personality
Yeah, Dominique's gone, I slapped him right out of me
I've got immortality. I k**ed myself twice
'Cuz I thought c**aine and crank really smelled nice
I guess I sniffed too hard, or maybe I shoulda smoked it
Either way, I'm the only guy with his eyes wide open...
Chorus:
I'm crazy. They don't know me, son
Don't play me like I'm not the only one
I'm risky without holdin' a gun
Don't tempt me like I'm not the only one
I got mine. They never sold me some
Don't drop rhymes like I'm not the only one
I'll get a weapon. They better go and run
Don't get me stressin' like I'm not the only one
Verse 2:
I told you I'm crazy. Why didn't you believe me?
I'm the only motherf**er to break his own CD (twice)
I'll bake my own seedy weed without cleanin' it
Into some brownies, 'n break my teeth while eatin' it
I'm so f**ed up, I'll beat my own fiancee
'N stab her with a scalpel just 'cuz she's not Beyonce
I'm the only a**hole that'll f**in' grapple
You, and hold you face down in a pool of Snapple
Then start laughin' at you with no one around me
Then post pics of your widow's tits all over the county
b**h, don't get pouty. I just love to get rowdy
Especially when I'm drunk, and my mind is all cloudy
Don't you f**in' doubt me. I'm the only alcoholic
That takes your whatcha-ma-call-it, yeah, your f**in' wallet
Every single time I got a chance to do it
Oh yeah, 'n I love to push your head in the toilet while you're pukin'
(Chorus)
Verse 3:
If you believed more than 5 lines so far, you're f**in' dumb;
Just stupid as a child, so go 'n s** your thumb
The second verse is bullsh**, 'n so's most of the first verse
'N the third verse has exactly no absurd words
'Cuz yo this time I gotta be speakin' nothin' but truth
Just ask Rugged how I'm actin' up in the booth
'N Machine Mouth can vouch how I bluff in there, too
I just gotta talk sh**, it gives me somethin' to do;
'Cuz I'm the only dude that's just f**in' with you
9 times out of 10 when I'm f**in' cussin' at you
Plus I'm just rude sometimes when I'm spittin' rhymes
I can't really stop what just pops up in my mind
I gotta hit rewind. Remember when you were a kid?
It seemed like almost every single thing you learned, you did
What's the difference here? I was thinkin' it, so I said it
I won't forget it, 'n most of all, I don't regret it
(Chorus)
Singing outro:
Inside this mind, I find it hides
These thoughts so cross, I can't escape it, I'm so lost
Some say I'm crazy sh** from all these words I say
I'm thinkin' that they're right. There must be no other way
To explain the pain that I feel
My brain's deranged so unreal
To keep it goin' and get through these quiet nights
I roll another blunt. It's quite alright