He never done too good when he was in high school
He never even talked to a popular girl
He just hung around down at the drive-in
Honkin' on his horn and drinkin' Pearl
Beer
But he's a Future Farmer of America
The Blue Jacket pride of the FFA
And he's the future father
Of some president
Who'll be another pain-in-the-a**
For the U S of A
He'll be another pain-in-the-a**
For the U S of A