[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Ugh! Fu-f** you! Fu-f** you!
Ugh! That's right! Fu-f** you!
Ugh! Fu-f** you! Fu-f** you!
Ugh! That's right!
[Verse 1: Violent J]
First, I slap your head with a bat
The bloody splat, cracked with impact
Wind it back, whack your cheekbones
Stomp your nose in until it's gone
Pick you back up and punch your gut (Ooh!)
Double you over and fold you shut
Let you drop then invite the crew
To kick your face in too (Ooh!)
Racist bigot, you dirty demon! (No!)
Dig your eyes out while you screamin' (Aaah!)
Drive your head into the concrete
Use your forehead to paint the street
Child abusin' piece of crap (Look out!)
A couple knee-drops across your back
Rip your pants down for the cause
Take two bricks and clap your balls
[Hook:]
Ooh, (Guess what?) I'm hurtin' you
Run yo' a**, better run yo' a**
Ooh, (Guess what?) I'm hurtin' you
I'mma f**ing k** you!
[2x]
[Verse 2:]
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Pig molester, where ya headed?
In yo' back my knife's embedded!
Take my car-jack and whack ya knees
Cause you sicker than a a** disease
Some teeth fall out, you swallow the rest
Bang, pow, boom, and your mouth's a mess
Somehow, your tongue's hangin' outta your neck
And I ain't even barely got started yet
Throwin' stars stickin' outta your fo' head
Keep you alive to make you feel mo' dead
Down your throat with a broken bottle
Kick to the neck, then make 'ya swallow
Stomp each and every rib till it breaks
And when it's all over, hell awaits (b**h!)
Take this hammer, pound out your scrotum
Pancake food left for the rodents
[Bridge:]
f** you up! f** you up!
It's about time I, f** you up! (b**h!)
f** you up! f** you up!
It's about time I, f** you up! (Duck b**h!)
f** you up! f** you up!
It's about time I f** you up! (Duck b**h!)
f** you up! f** you up!
It's about time I f** you up!
[Hook:]
Ooh, (Guess what?) I'm hurtin' you
Run your a**, better run your a**
Ooh, (Guess what?) I'm hurtin' you
I'mma f**ing k** you!
[2x]
I say "Beat," You say "That a**"
Beat! That a**! Beat! That a**!
I say "Beat," You say "That a**"
Beat that b**h a**!
(Guess what?)
K-I-C-K-Y-O-A-S-S, Oh yes!
K-I-C-K-Y-O-A-S-S, Oh yes!
Bang, Boom, Pow, Boom, Bang!
Let your fist swang!
Bang, Boom, Pow, Boom, Bang!
Let your fist swang!
(Guess what?)
K-I-C-K-Y-O-A-S-S, Oh yes!
K-I-C-K-Y-O-A-S-S, Oh yes!
I say "Beat," You say "That a**"
Beat! That a**! Beat! That a**!
I say "Beat," You say "That a**"
Beat that b**h a**!
f** you up! f** you up!
It's about time I f** you up!
f** you up! f** you up!
It's about time I f** you up!
[Hook:]
Ooh, (Guess what?) I'm hurtin' you
Run your a**, better run your a**
Ooh, (Guess what?) I'm hurtin' you
I'mma f**ing k** you!
[2x]
[Outro:]
f** you up! f** you up!
Hahahahaha!
f** you up! f** you up!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
[Outro Skit:]
[Skip]
Well, y'all know what I always say
"If it ain't white, it ain't right!"
Hahaahahhahe!
[Skip]
Cuz if there's one thing I can't stand, It's to walk into my bar (Phone ringing), and see some goddamn...
Hey, Skip! You gotta phone call! They said it's mighty important!
[Skip]
A phone call, huh? For me? Well, it must be my wife! Hello sweetums!
[Host]
Sweetums? What the f** you talkin' about, b**h? We're lookin' for our big winner man, Mr. Skip Harmone!
[Skip]
Well, yessum, I'm Skip Harlo!
[Host]
Well, boot, scoot and boogie, b**h! You Skip, are headed off, on an all-expense paid first cla** trip to a Dark Carnival supershow of a lifetime in Ash, Nevada! And try this hat on - just for showin' up, you'll get a hundred thousand buckaroos!
[Skip]
Yee-haw!
I'm headed to Ash, Nevada!