[Red Guy]
Huh, I guess it's my turn to choose a card. Let's see..."What is the biggest thing in the world?"
[Duck]
Hmm...that's a tricky one
[Yellow Guy]
A mountains...a sky...a windmill?
[Duck]
No!
[Red Guy]
If only there was a way to learn more about the world
[Duck]
Yes! If only there was some way to learn more information about this...
[Yellow Guy]
Wow, look!
[Verse 1: Computer]
I'm a computer, I'm a computery guy
Everything made out of bu*tons and wires
I'd like to show ya inside my digital life
Inside my mind there is a digital mind
[Red Guy]
Oh, maybe you could help us answer this question; "What is the biggest thing-"
[Verse 2: Computer]
Clever, I'm very clevery guy
[Yellow Guy]
Wow!
[Computer]
Count to a 50 in the blink of my eye
And print a picture, and then I tell you the time
[Duck]
Time?
[Computer]
Help you to find something you're wanting to find
No, it's easy to be a clever smart boy like me
If you could to it all digitally-yyyyyyyyyy!
[Yellow Guy]
Wow! I'd like to be as smart as a computer
[Red Guy]
Actually, we already have a computer
[Computer]
Great, great news!
Now before we begin our journey
I just need to get some information from you!
What's your name?
Where do you live?
What do you like to eat?
[Duck]
I live in my house
[Yellow Guy]
Spaghetti!
[Red Guy]
Well, my name is-
[Computer]
Great news!
Now just a few more questions and we'll be on our way!
[Red Guy]
Wait a second...
[Computer]
What's your favorite color?
[Red Guy]
Stop talking
[Computer]
Do you like cows' or goats' milk?
[Red Guy]
Be quiet
[Computer]
Do you have brown hair?
What is your blood type?
Are you allergic to-
[Red Guy]
Shut up!
[Computer]
DON'T TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEE!
[Red Guy]
What?
[a mishmash of digital noise and screams occurs as several dark scenes flash]
[Verse 3: Computer]
Welcome to my digital home
Everything made out of numbers and code
[Yellow Guy]
Whuh?
[Duck]
Wow, we're all computery!
[Red Guy]
Oh yeah!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
This is a computer
[Yellow Guy]
I don't get it
How can it be
If I'm sitting at home when I'm inside the screen?
[Computer]
But you're not you!
You're your digital you!
Virtually real, but controlled by real you
[Duck]
But if he's not quite real, then I'm not real, too!
And your not real you is inside your real you!
[Red Guy]
Oh, wow, how amazing and interesting, too
In this digital world, what can we do?
What can we do?!
[Computer]
Hey, good question!
Well, it's up to you
In the digital world, there's only three things to do
[Yellow Guy]
Wow, look, a pie chart!
[Duck]
Digital style!
[Computer]
Do the digital dancing
Hey, this is fun!
[Yellow Guy]
Wow, look, a bar graph!
[Duck]
Digital style!
[Computer]
Do the digital dancing
Hey, this is fun!
[Yellow Guy]
Wow, look, a line graph!
[Duck]
Digital style!
[Computer]
Do the digital dancing
Hey, this is fun!
[Yellow Guy]
Wow, look, an oblong!
[Duck]
Digital style!
[Computer]
Do the digital dancing
Hey, this is fun!
[Yellow Guy]
Wow, look, nothing!
[Duck]
Digital style!
[Computer]
Do the digital dancing
Hey, this is fun!
[Duck]
Digital style!
[Computer]
Do the digital dancing
Hey, this is fun!
[Duck]
Digital style!
[Computer]
Do the digital dancing
Hey, this is fun!
[Duck]
Caw!
[Computer]
Do the digital dancing
Hey, this is fun!
[the speed quickens up until it's a blur]
["real" recording]
Now you're stupid one
I am going to paint a picture of a clown
My dad has a computer
You are not invited to the party
[Red Guy]
Wait, what?
[his head pops]