It's nobody's birthday
Don't light a candle on the cake
It's nobody's birthday
It was just a big mistake It's nobody's birthday
No need to uncork the wine
Cause it's nobody's birthday
But mine. It's nobody's birthday
No tail on the donkey today
No need to celebrate being alive
When your dreams get stolen away It's nobody's birthday
So leave the party hats behind
Cause it's nobody's birthday
But mine. There'll be no balloon animals
No Chucky Cheese
No animatronic singing dogs
There'll be none of this for me And don't give me any f**ing birthday cards
I don't need your sympathy
The Hallmark stores are all closed and sh**
There'll be none of this for me It's nobody's birthday
There'll be no big surprise
The candles' flames were doused away
By the teardrops from my eyes Here we go. It's nobody's birthday
No need for presents at this time
Cause it's nobody's birthday
But mine. No, it's nobody's birthday
But mine.