Got out of my bed about eight
(everybody get up, gotta get up, gotta get up, WAKE UP, it's the morning, it's the morning)
Yo, damn man, where these guys at?
Outside, ghettosocks, eight in the morn
I'm in the volkswagen, honking the horn
8:05 blasting Led Zeppelin
Got a bad feeling both of them slept in
I'm waiting ten more minutes, then I'm
Oh, here they come, come on, get to stepping
Engine revving, y'all in slowpoke mode
At this rate we'll get to the school by eleven
Looks like it's going to be a hella long day
Got to get an [?] so I can yell at Bombay
Wipe the sleep from my eyes then I'll start this
Stupid a** adventure like Leonard Part 6
Let the doggie out to wet the fence
Toss treats in the bag off to get some friends
Socks Feldman, who's nice with the pop art
Dress like Gucci rasterized with a pop tart
Slap on this news
Relax and take two
Think back it's late june
Fact is I hate school
Start the fake sick
Then change my mood I got to get dressed quick
Get high like K2
Breakfast is this no eggs no grapefruit
My mom splashed my face with ice water soup
Who catch the bus late, bet you guessed [?]
In a rush race hour with unlaced shoes
Rocky roll who's got the soul
Scuffed your Chuck Taylors haters stop drop and roll
No herbs in my purse word you heard of mine?
Murder rhymes like dropping the burg in BurgerTime
In some Reebok blacktops, wild-style backdrop
We'll make the beats crotch-warm like a laptop
I'm Socks, he's Jorun, and he's Buktu
These dudes look like sh**ty e from Chris Crew (?)
Yo it's a new day, I'm the big man on campus
We run the schoolyard, crush your hippocampus
[?] are too hard, making s**ers panic goddamn we getting FUBR then we go bananas
Dip through the traffic, swim upstream like salmon
Don't cross the streams, be the [?] with the distress
You don't think I got cla**, I know she mean scholastic
I'll meet you in the caf at lunch with Robert Manson
(spoken) It's time for school, it's seven o'clock
Come on, let's go, rise and shine boys!
Spoken: Three is usually a crowd, but not for TeenBurger! I hear, they're a mouthful. (giggling)