[Verse 1]
Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doin'
(Hello?)
What up, Parns?
(Yo Samberg, what's crackin'?)
You thinking what I'm thinkin?
NARNIA!
Man, it's happenin'!
(But first my hunger pains are stickin' like duct tape)
Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes
(No doubt that bakery's got all da bomb frostings)
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling
[Verse 2]
(Two), no six, (no twelve), BAKERS DOZEN
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin
(Yo, where's the movie playin'?)
Upper west side, dude
(Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route)
I prefer MapQuest
(That's a good one, too)
Google Maps is the best
(True that)
DOUBLE TRUE
68th and Broadway
(Step on it, s**a)
What you wanna do, Chris?
SNACK ATTACK, MOTHERfu*kER!
[Hook]
It's the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pa** that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
[Verse 3]
Yo, stop at the deli
The theater's over-priced
(You've got the backpack?)
Gonna pack it up nice
(Don't want security to get suspicious)
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals CRAZY DELICIOUS!
(I'll reach in my pocket, pull out some dough)
Girl actin' like she never seen a Hamilton before
(It's all about the Hamiltons, baby)
Throw the snacks in a bag (and I'm ghost like Swayze)
[Verse 4]
(Roll up to the theater)
Ticket buying, what we're handlin'
(You can call us Aaron Burr)
From the way we're droppin' Hamiltons
(Now parked in our seats, movie trivias the illest)
"Which Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?"
(We answered so fast it was scary)
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed "Matthew Perry!"
Now quiet in the theater or it's gonna get tragic
(We're bout to get taken to a dream world of magic with…)
[Hook]