To be mastered, the world must be named
The Black Destroyer
Gravel
Stoutstroke
The Rabbit Grounds
Defence Manual
The Snake Park
The Sacrifice Poles
Kite Pyre Dell
The War Bag
The Boiling Pool
The Spider's Parlour
The Acid Pit
The Ice Chamber
The Volt Room
The Blade Corridor
The Fiery Lake
The Wasp Factory
Talking of k**ing God's creatures
You'd never guess to look at me
But I have k**ed three people
Eric got there first
He k**ed his mother
As he forced himself into the world
He didn't mean to
His head got stuck
But it isn't always the thought that counts
He has had my grace ever since
He has had my grace ever since
My family has a history of comic d**h
Mu uncle Athelwald planned to gas himself
But bored with the wait
Forgot what he was doing
And lit a cigarette
A blaze from head to foot
He dived into a water barrel
Got stuck and drowned
And drowned
The d**hs I contrived for my three victims were ingenious, but not quite on this level of the bizarre
Frank! Frank!
Damn, what does Dad want now