Scientist you've been hard at work I know
You've been digging the earth for weeks in your front yard
Have you found the box of bibles I buried there
So long ago I can't remember the litanies and
Are you hoping to have a religious experience and
Are you hoping to have a crisis of faith in your front yard
For all of your neighbours to see
Your new complicated s**ual identity
And what are you going to name it?