Fan: Yo man, um, are you Jonwayne bro? Are you Jonwayne?
Jonwayne: Yeah
Fan: Oh sh** man, what's up? Look, I don't know who you are, bro, but I'm with this girl, she says she knows who you are, I think she's a big fan. But, um, she says you rap and I'm not really seeing it dog
Jonwayne: Um, yeah, no I don't really look like a rapper but yeah I do
Fan: So you rap?
Jonwayne: I do rap. Yeah, I make rap music, yeah
Fan: Really?
Jonwayne: Yeah
Fan: Really?
Jonwayne: Yeah. It's not that great but it's-it's cool. I'm glad she likes it
Fan: Alright man. I mean, I'm not really seeing it but uh
Jonwayne: It's ok. I mean, you know, you can YouTube it later if you want, you know
Fan: Alright man, well look, it's her birthday. You know, I'm in the club, she's a fan, so...it would mean a lot to me and I know it would mean a lot to her
Jonwayne: I understand, and I'm kinda...aw man I'm with my friends and I don't wanna do this right now
Fan: If you spit a rap for her real quick
Jonwayne: No! I don't want to, like, it's a thing. Like, what do you do for a living? Office—
Fan: I work at Radio Shack, bro
Jonwayne: You work at RadioShack? Well, go get me some cables right now. You see what I mean?
Fan: Look bro, I don't want it to be like that, yo. I'm not trying to like come at you I just, I'm just saying like...
Jonwayne: You're not going to leave me alone, are you?
Fan: I mean it's her birthday, dog. I'm just saying
Jonwayne: I'm with my boys right now
Fan: I see the boys, and look I'm not trying to break it up
[Verse 1]
Ok, ok, alright alright, check check
I'm coming to you live from the—
Don't ask me for nothing
I'm bout to k** this mic with the—
You need to stop frontin
Coming to you live from the—
I could put your future in my duffle
And still shoot you off some cla**ics in the scuffle
[Verse 2]
Live from the f** you!
Live from the—
"Jon, you know we never really loved you
We're just touching base for the hook up."
Looking for some daps like a piece to the puzzle
Get in the huddle
I'm about to bust this verse
So here's a little story bout the way I make it hurt
The way I make you learn how not to approach a man
Who's suffering for his work
Like a monkey in the circus
Force in his power make a rapper short circuit
I'm not the favor for this party but f** it yo...
[Verse 3]
It's live from the—
I'll crush this mic with the—
(yeah)
Just admire me from afar
Dap with the—
"I appreciate your love and support
But keep it moving before I ruin me for you
One love and all that, I just humored you
Now let me get back
(Ok, peace, thank you)
Fan: That was f**ing ill, dude! What the f**!
Jonwayne: Alright man, I gotta go. Peace. Yeah, alright man, peace
Fan: What the f**! Yo, did you guys hear that man? Yo, Jonwayne!