I must admit I have a fear My eyes have read the words of my dear Daughter's diary And I'm afraid if she finds out I'll never gain her trust again But it's a risk I have to take To be a better dad To be a better friend So soft I say a silent prayer "May daddy's little girl never know What her daddy's done" But now my cover has been blown I've cried all over the page
So much for "undercover dad" Instructions on a hidden page Tell about a teenage party game The kids call "sleeping bag" And apparently it's wild Oh the things that I have come to know Would terrify a child Or would k** and older person Things like hmm hmm… They're unrepeatable Down right absurd I'm gonna be a better dad I'm gonna be a better friend