[Verse 1]
Emma eats bread and bu*ter
Like a queen would have ostrich and cobra wine
We'll have satanic Christmas Eve
And play piano in the Chateau lobby
[Chorus 1]
I've never done this
Baby, be gentle
It's my first time
I've got you inside
People are boring
But you're something else completely
Damn, let's take our chances
[Verse 2]
I wanna take you in the kitchen
Lift up your wedding dress someone was probably murdered in
So bourgeoisie to keep waiting
Dating for twenty years just feels pretty civilian
[Chorus 2]
I've never thought that
Ever thought that once
In my whole life
You are my first time
People are boring
But you're something else I can't explain
You take my last name
[Bridge]
First time, you let me stay the night despite your own rules
You took off early to go cheat your way through film school
You left a note in your perfect script: "Stay as long as you want"
I haven't left your bed since
[Chorus 3]
I haven't hated all the same things
As somebody else
Since I remember
What's going on for?
What are you doing with your whole life?
How about forever?