[Verse 1]
Miraculous you call it babe
You ain't seen nothing yet
They got Pepsi in the Andes
They got McDonalds in Tibet
Yosemite has been turned into a golf course
For the Japs
And the Dead Sea
Is alive with rap
Between the Tigris and Euphrates
There's a leisure center now
They got all kinds of sports
They got Bermuda shorts
They had s** in Pennsylvania
A Brazilian grew a tree
And a doctor in Manhattan
Saved a dying man for free
[Chorus]
It's a miracle
It's a miracle
It's a miracle
Another miracle
By the grace of God almighty
And the pressures of the market place
The human race has civilized itself
It's a miracle
[Verse 2]
We got warehouses of bu*ter
We got oceans of wine
We got famine when we need it
We got designer crime
We got Mercedes, we got Porsche
Ferrari and Rolls Royce
Yeah
We got choice
She said meet me in the garden
Of Gethsemane my dear
The Lord said Peter, I can see your
House from here
An honest man, finally
Reaped what he had sewn
And a farmer in Ohio
Has just repaid a loan
[Chorus]
It's a miracle
It's a miracle
It's a miracle
Another miracle
By the grace of God almighty
And the pressures of the market place
The human race has civilized itself
It's a miracle
[Verse 3]
We cower in our shelters
With our hands over our ears
Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff
Runs for years and years and years
An earthquake hits the theater
But the operetta lingers
Then the piano lid comes down
And breaks his f**ing fingers
It's a miracle