[Intro] Here's watermelon man. Or in the vernacular, WATERMELON MAN! Hey! [Hook] Hey, wa-ter-melon man. Watermelon man! Hey, wa-ter-melon man. Watermelon man! [Verse 1] Bring me one that rattles when you lug it. One that's red and juicy when you plug it. Do you understand, wa-ter-melon man? Yeah! [Hook] Hey, Wa-ter-melon man. Watermelon man! Hey, Wa-ter-melon man. Watermelon man! [Verse 2] Hot and bothered, need a little cooling. When I hear your call I start to drooling. Do you understand, wa-ter-melon man? [Ad-lib] Ah get down now! Tell it like it T-I-Is. Y'know what I mean. Watermelon cool your head! [Bridge] So sweet, so cool and so red. So green and so nice.
Cool you down, just like ice. Take a taste, and see why. If you hot, or dry, just take a slice. Eat your fill. Cool you down! Yes it will. [Ad-lib] Yes it will! Honeydew do too. But not like watermelon do, y'know what I mean. [Hook] Hey, Wa-ter-melon man. Watermelon man! Hey, Wa-ter-melon man. Watermelon man! [Verse 3] Hot and bothered, need a little cooling. When I hear your call, I start to drooling. Do you understand, wa-ter-melon man? [Outro] Aw, down to the rind! (Watermelon man) Take out all the seeds! (Watermelon man) Save the rind for cucumbers. (Watermelon man) Make some pickles. (Watermelon man) Waaaaa-ter melllll-on man!