One-two, one-two-three-four, one-two Well-a, ooh-ee love goes on Keep it to yourself like a dog with a bone Your lover ain't never your friend So pick yourself up, dust yourself off And get kicked in the head again Well, Jimmy Stud was the milkman's friend He helped on the rounds now and again He was fit, he was pretty, he sure got about He pleased a lot of women 'til his wife found out Then she got the house, the car and the kids But Jimmy hit the bottle and slid into the skids Fat alimony cheque to mail Which he didn't so he went to gaol, that's right Ooh-ee love goes on Keep it to yourself like a dog with a bone Your lover ain't never your friend So pick yourself up, dust yourself off And get kicked in the head again Well, Baxter Funt was a pal of mine
He liked the women and he liked the wine Gave all his money to a gal named Jean Who kicked him around and treats him mean And she dresses slick, she spends it quick She got a mother who looks like Moby Dick Baxter dreams of a sunny day When he'll just fff fade away, do it Yeah, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lah-lah-lah-lah Do waddy, do what you want to La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lah-lah-lah-dah Do waddy, do it Ooh-ee love goes on Keep it to yourself like a dog with a bone Your lover ain't never your friend So pick yourself up, dust yourself off And get kicked in the head again Well, ooh-ee love goes on Keep it to yourself like a dog with a bone Your lover ain't never your friend So pick yourself up, dust yourself off And get kicked in the head again