If you've ever wondered why
Disney tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true
I loved being princess down in
This beautiful ocean blue
But mermaids are going missing
They end up in someone's stew
So just try to put yourself in
To somebody else's gills
You're k**ing my ecosystem
With fishing and oil spills, oh-no
Thank you BP, thank you BP
The British are k**ing
Oil is spilling, now I can't see! (My eyes!)
Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins
Plus the Japanese k**ed all my whale friends
Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning
Thanks to BP, you s**!
Hey, I'm okay but I'm slightly scared
My husband's a mark for the war on terror
Aladdin was taken by the CIA
We're not Taliban, you've got the wrong man
In Guantanamo Bay
Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa
Interrogation from the nation of the "free"
Bin Laden's taken the fall
We're not trained pilots at all
Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss
We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us
Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy
Al-Qaeda's not in this country
Set free my Prince Ali
This town's gone wild since I married Adam
They think I'm gong straight to hell
But the charges laid on me
Of bestiality
Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell
No, I'm overrun by mad men
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
They legit believe I'm Satan
And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away
After John Smith traveled back to England
I helped my people cultivate the fields
More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
They pillaged, raped and left us all for dead
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
When i separate their bodies from their heads
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball?
Can you paint with the red colors in these men?
I can murder if I please
'Cause I'm dying of disease
I can paint with the red colors in these men
Thanks to BP
Where's Prince Ali
Bestiality
I've got STDs