[Intro]
(coughing)
*oh sh***
A lot of people ask me what my life is like
What I do everyday
So I wrote a song about it
Here it goes!
(yo Joel, turn me up in my headphones!)
[Verse 1]
Woke up this morning around 9 o'clock
Had some sh** to do, but I forgot
So I rolled a blunt
Smoked it in my love seat
Bought it with my medicard
Thank god for the pharmacy
Logged onto the internet
Hoping sh** picks up for me
Holla at my n***a Green luckily he f**s with me
But he on tour now somewhere out in India
And I'm learning the difference between sativa and indica
[Hook]
And this is the beginning of my everyday
Everyday's a holiday at least thats what I always say
Ok, ok
Alright, alright
And I'mma probably do the same thing tonight
[Verse 2]
I could've swore there was sh** I had to do
I remembered at two in the afternoon
Should've got it done at 12
Put it on the shelf
Oh well procrastinator
Probably make a crappy waiter
So later for that bullsh** im on my grizzy
Feeling mad official cause the bloggers start to diss me
And its a tricky thing cause if their dissining that means their listening
It takes conditioning by growing thicker skin
Voila
You see I'm exhausted by this sh** its a difference of opinion
Am I awesome or the sh**
In my head I'm walking around like I'm as awesome as it gets
And everyone knows it too but they won't acknowledge it
So if you're having girl problems stop pouting
I got 99 of them b**hes, say f** it, and stop counting
And I'll have more people counting as the day go, hopefully
Good girls go to heaven, bad b**hes roll with me
[Hook](x4)
And this is the beginning of my everyday
Everyday's a holiday at least that's what I always say
Ok, ok
Alright, alright
And I'mma probably do the same thing tonight