[Intro] (coughing) *oh sh*** A lot of people ask me what my life is like What I do everyday So I wrote a song about it Here it goes! (yo Joel, turn me up in my headphones!) [Verse 1] Woke up this morning around 9 o'clock Had some sh** to do, but I forgot So I rolled a blunt Smoked it in my love seat Bought it with my medicard Thank god for the pharmacy Logged onto the internet Hoping sh** picks up for me Holla at my n***a Green luckily he f**s with me But he on tour now somewhere out in India And I'm learning the difference between sativa and indica [Hook] And this is the beginning of my everyday Everyday's a holiday at least thats what I always say Ok, ok Alright, alright And I'mma probably do the same thing tonight [Verse 2] I could've swore there was sh** I had to do I remembered at two in the afternoon Should've got it done at 12 Put it on the shelf
Oh well procrastinator Probably make a crappy waiter So later for that bullsh** im on my grizzy Feeling mad official cause the bloggers start to diss me And its a tricky thing cause if their dissining that means their listening It takes conditioning by growing thicker skin Voila You see I'm exhausted by this sh** its a difference of opinion Am I awesome or the sh** In my head I'm walking around like I'm as awesome as it gets And everyone knows it too but they won't acknowledge it So if you're having girl problems stop pouting I got 99 of them b**hes, say f** it, and stop counting And I'll have more people counting as the day go, hopefully Good girls go to heaven, bad b**hes roll with me [Hook](x4) And this is the beginning of my everyday Everyday's a holiday at least that's what I always say Ok, ok Alright, alright And I'mma probably do the same thing tonight