As sure as the neon signs light up the city Each night I know where she can be found And to love like this my heart cries it's a pity But I cry like a baby each time she's not around I should be an example for the world to see The perfect form of torment and shame You should run and get a camera and take my picture And hang me in The Fool's Hall of Fame
I'm like the child who craves the taste of candy I yearn for love that's never around You only step in my world if it's handy Then you say goodbye and my world comes tumbling down I should be an example for the world to see The perfect form of torment and shame You should run and get a camera and take my picture And hang me in The Fool's Hall of Fame