When the ground shakes and the rattlesnakes
Go round looking for a fine destination
I'm gonna be the one you saw
When the velvet drapes and the sour grapes come together
For a wine altercation
That's when you're gonna hear me guffaw
And I'm gonna make you beg for it
Ow! Ow!
Better to belief in something than nothing at all
You're going to believe in something when you chained to my wall
And I will learn you a lesson now
2x2, yeah
You might find me in a cage in a human zoo
I might learn you a lesson, lover, 2x2
Invite me to your house I'll demonstrate to your woman
I, mean, business, when it comes to f**ing
I'm the devil
I'm the devil
I'm the devil
I'm the devil
Hey!
I consulted with your boogeyman and he told me how to get to you
I consulted with your boogeyman and he told me how to get to you
I feed off the fear of folks like you who hate what this world is coming to
And I put d**h in a bottle and called it Mountain Dew
Do, do do-do
[Outro: spoken]
And now, for a thirty second from the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ:
"I was just, you know, I was just hoping that, like, everybody could just, get along and sh**"
No!
"I was just, you know, I was just hoping that, like, everybody could, get along and sh**"