i haven't left my room for four days
i am staring at a screen and then a wall repeatedly
i am not experiencing anything life changing
i am not experiencing anything i feel like tweeting about
my emotions have become the binary choices surrounding a given decision
like do i want to walk downstairs and eat dutch chocolate ice cream
like do i want to move away and live a fulfilling life working a meaningful job for forty years supporting a two cat household married to an upwardly mobile woman who makes smart financial decisions and still has time to read to the kids every night
i tried asking a cup of tea for life changing advice
it stared at me and turned away
‘i am drinking the tea' i thought
the tea contained valerian
there should be a better planet to live on
i'm just saying