Well, when the sun rose this morning I was feeling mighty bad My baby said, "Good morning" Hell, it made me mad Because I was evil, evil hearted me I'm down right evil, evil as a man can be Well, she even cooked my breakfast And she brought it to my bed I took a sip of coffee, and throwed cup at her head Because I was evil, evil hearted me Yeah, I'm down right evil, evil as a man can be I don't even care if my baby leaves me flat I got forty-eleven others if it comes to that You know I'm evil, evil hearted me I'm down right evil, evil as a man can be I'm a deep sea diver with a stroke that can't go wrong (Deep sea diver, deep sea diver) I'm a deep sea diver with a stroke that can't go wrong
(Deep sea diver, deep sea diver) I can scrape the bottom and my wind holds out so long I bought me a coffee grind I got the best one that I could find Yeah, I bought me a coffee grind And got the best one that I could find So she could could grind my coffee 'Cause she had a brand new friend I boiled her first cabbage and I made it oh so light I boiled her first cabbage and I made it oh so light And when I put in the bacon, Lord, it overflowed the pot So when you get good loving Don't you go and spread the news And when you get good loving baby Don't you go and spread the news 'Cause your man will leave you With those empty bed blues