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Yee yee motherfu*ker
Yee yee
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b*tch i’m country born and raise on milk and mashed taters
Louisiana boy backyard full of gators
My uncle killed 4 of ‘em saved 2 for later
Got a .22 at 16 it’s still my favorite
‘member back in 20-10 co*kin’ back aimin’
I loved shootin’ skeet now i’m shootin’ all my haters
She left my head spinnin’ think i saw a tornader
I’m just glad i had a rubber i didn’t ever wanna date her
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L-g-b-t eenie meenie miney mo
Pick a fu*kin’ letter i could never try to tell ya don’t
My dick’s so dry i start fires when i’m jackin’ off
I’d love to join the club if i’d get pussy like a lesbo
Big truck wit’ a trailer hitch too
Cut me off in traffic imma hit you
And got-doggit if ya live imma hunt you
Uncle cletus fu*ked up like a buck tooth
Damn i look good in my duck boots
Yee yee motherfu*ker i cut loose
Lil jack daniel’s and a big blunt too
Uncle cletus gon’ tell ‘em what ya came to
Pretty little lady came over last night
Then she started demonstratin’ how to play the bagpipes
Got a little on her face but she told me that’s fine
Sure sounded good to me like my new alpines
Granny’s bu*ter beans got me pissin’ out my ass
But i’ll always take a free meal man i can’t pass
Thought the same damn thing every time i went to class
So i never seen nothin’ wrong wit’ workin’ in the plants
Always keep my twic and my p-p-e
When i first recorded this i wore my f-r-c
I was in the portosh*tter when it dawned on me
I’m doin’ just fine livin’ simple as can be