By a fountain back in Rome I fell in love with you In a small cafe in Athens You said you loved me too And it was April in Paris when I first held you close to me Rome, Georgia, Athens, Texas And Paris, Tennessee No, we're not the jet set We're the old Chevro-let set There's no Riviera In Festus, Missouri And you won't find Ona**is
In Mullinville, Kansas No, we're not the jet set We're the old Chevro-let set But ain't we got love No, We're not the jet set We're the old Chevro-let set Our steak and martinis Is draft beer with weenies Our Bach and Tchaikovsky Is Haggard and Husky No, we're not the jet set We're the old Chevro-let set But ain't we got love