On considering religion Or military conscription Is the moment I realise I'm stuck Asserting ourselves at traffic lights In foreign countries in the very dead of night Is the moment I realise I'm stuck [Chorus] Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh This is the end of the asterisk Babe, that punk's got nothing on me This is the end of the footnote ... Extorting money from your parents
Your disgusting parents Honestly, you're an absolute waste of time Craving attention with your self-deprecation I'll tell you one thing: It's spot on and I'm better [Chorus] Honestly, you're an absolute tragedy Not like 'heroically' in all of the books you read I read your novella, oh how I laughed k**ed off the lot of them