On considering religion
Or military conscription
Is the moment I realise I'm stuck
Asserting ourselves at traffic lights
In foreign countries in the very dead of night
Is the moment I realise I'm stuck
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Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh
This is the end of the asterisk
Babe, that punk's got nothing on me
This is the end of the footnote
...
Extorting money from your parents
Your disgusting parents
Honestly, you're an absolute waste of time
Craving attention with your self-deprecation
I'll tell you one thing:
It's spot on and I'm better
[Chorus]
Honestly, you're an absolute tragedy
Not like 'heroically' in all of the books you read
I read your novella, oh how I laughed
k**ed off the lot of them