Sully:
If I were a rich man
With a million or two
Mike:
I'd live in a penthouse
In a room with a view
Sully:
And if I were handsome
Mike:
No way
Sully:
It could happen
Those dreams do come true
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing...
Mike:
Can I tell you something? for years I have envied
Sully:
You're green with it
Mike:
Your grace and your charm. Everyone loves you, you know
Sully:
Yes I know, I know, I know
Mike:
But I must admit it, Big guy you always come through
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
Both:
You and me together, that's how it always should be
One with out the other, don't mean nothing to me... nothing to me
Mike:
Yeah I wouldn't be nothing, if I didn't have you to serve
I'm just a punky little eyeball, and a funky optic nerve
Hey I never told you this, sometimes I get a little blue
Sully:
Looks good on you
Mike:
But wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
Sully:
Let's dance
Mike:
Haha
Look ma I'm dancin'
Will you let me lead?
Look at that it's two big guys alight on their feet
Don't you dare dip me, don't you dare dip me, don't you dare dip me
Ow, I should of stretched
Sully:
Yes I wouldn't be nothing, if I didn't have you
Mike:
I know what you mean sully. Because
Sully:
I wouldn't know where to go
Mike:
Me too. Because I
Sully:
Wouldn't know what to do
Mike:
Why do you keep singing my part?
Both:
I don't have to say it
Sully:
Aww...Say it anyway
Mike:
'Cause we
Both:
Both know it's true
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have... you
Mike:
One more time... IT WORKED!!
Sully:
I don't have to say it
Mike:
Where'd everybody come from?
Sully:
Cause we both know it's true
Mike:
Let's take it home big guy
Both:
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Mike: You, you, you
A E I O U, that means you yeah