[Verse 1: Jogger]
Yeah
It's Goldchaser in the building try to wear me out
You haters see me walkin and you're just starin me down
I gotta b**h in LA and she's just tearin me down
Kings see queens b**h, so I guess your b**h a** owes me a crown
Yalls raps are unoriginal, older than Betty White
Write on the check what she can do, call that the Bill of Rights
This is serious flow, cuz you know me
I'm pounding yo girl you can't touch this, like a hammer no MC
Took your girl to France, but the weed only got louder
All she want is french kissing, swimming in that p**y like a flounder
Yo girl gone missing, but I'll bet you never found her
Cuz I was all up in her room showin her my eiffle tower
Seinfeld was on the show, but boy, don't touch me
But he's still touchin the game like his name is Sandusky
Ever since I was little I knew I could do sh**
Rapping is like my 6th sense, on that Bruce Willis sh**
She said she heard Jogger, but she wasn't a fan
But I'll convert her, make her face so white, it can't dance
Got all these haters, and they try to hate on me
But I got thirsty b**hes on my dick I just call that sh** Dasani
You could say that I'm Indian, cuz I blow up on the hoes' twin towers
You know I got b**hes money's growin like a flower
Got all this cash I make it rain, boy I make it shower
You can check my Rolex, so many rocks UONO the hour
She say she don't s** dick on the first date, but I'll let her
I won't treat ya like your last guy, I'll treat ya better
Her legs open like a letter and it's makin her get wetter
All Jogger wants is cheese, no sharp cheddar
Haters you should stay low
Yo girl givin me Halo
I just wanna spread love, like my heart is mayo
My lines do it bigger than caps lock
You think you're number one, but your really just half pac
Gotta fly b**h, go down on me like a blackhawk
Girls numbers come around like a padlock
Yeah
The only time I'm close to losin is when I'm wearin a tie
All these rappers optometrists only carin about the I
Ironic like bankers who will not approve a loan
Bought my whip off the Internet my rims are Google Chrome
I'm just tryna get outta school like it's gra** stains
And to get under her bra it only takes a half brain
Get the doctor, emergency, my heads fillin with Mercury
I'm certainly gettin hurt you see I'm slowly turnin into Hercules
Muscles growin and veins showin purpely
So watch me go harder than the dick of Ron Burgundy
I get money to k** time, so haters hide the clocks
But I'm still motorboating the hoes, we just don't need any docks
I love bad b**hes, so father's hide your daughters
"What you talkin bout Willis?"
Willis was talkin bout JOGGER!
She finna blow like I'm Osama
I'm sick of all the drama
I'm white but black on the inside, call me the reverse Obama b*tch
I'm Jogger with the ultimate verses and perfect lines
Puttin them together whether my rhyme one at a time
So you haters need to stop testin me
Cuz you know you can't "F" with me
Steppin to me with insuperior weaponry
Exposin yourself to the verbal radiations
Sayin you can defeat me is nothin but speculation
Lyrics unravel, faster than bullets travel through barrels
b**hes be diggin my styles like fossils and 'terodactyls
Who wanna battle?
I'm bad to the bone marrow
The Earth got one sun but I walk with three shadows
With my girl
Haters couldn't touch me if they gave me a ma**age
MCs will compete with lyrics and beats get crushed
I'll hit you in your chest so hard, your shoulders will touch
She's checkin out what I'm carryin, like a librarian
She's all over my f**in cucumber, it turn her vegetarian
But I'm takin you b**hes home, like I'm the veterinarian
But i guess, if you need me then I'm the disciplinarian
Im sorry Ms. Jackson for keeping you from the action/
Please let me come clean
See here how it happened, all of this was an accident
You are too young to have a reaction
Your momma had some contractions now your the accident
Guess this is the end of every artists career, my lines quietly brilliant so my genius is harder to hear
My money is so young that they still card us for beer
You're right I'm not from the hood, I wear cardigans here
I go hard on my verses
Rozay goin to churches
You can barely reach the surface
Me without the mic is like
Andrew without a teacher
Pitbull without a feature
Now I'm hittin buzzer beaters haters sittin on the bleachers
This one's for Miss Jackson
So ima make this flow smooth like im waxin
Its like a brazillian you can find me, chillin on the pavilion
Just realize im the king you a civilian but no doubt your daughters my queen
Its like im the student and shes the dean
So she tryin to teach
And im sittin here tryin to preach
How come, every day
The a.k.s gotta be sprayin and you watchin and hatin
I know this is your daughter and this is your creation
But when im with her I just feel elation
I love her like a japenese kid loves playstation
She said to come over last night, see what I bought ch ya
But just for the Gucci bags, that b**h would've fought ch ya
If you think I'm still just a rapper, i guess i shoulda taught ch ya
Jogger still young sinatra yes i f**in gotcha b**h its Jogger