[Verse 1]
I was walking down the street, it was all going wrong
Like a bomb, too strong for me
I felt the illest, the realest down the weirdest
But then I looked to the floor and I just felt fearless, tearless
Then I came to a site, took a little look, Suárez bite
Bit down to the ground, felt as though I pa**ed out
Next thing I know, pow
School bound, enter the gates
Been found, now I'm the bait
Worthless, embarra**ing, you're just plain dumb
This ain't the way that it's going down, son
[Hook]
Cause I'll hit you with the bite, Suárez bite
You ain't gonna survive, you ain't gonna fight (what, ta)
Trust me when I say man's hungry
LOL jokes, he's getting eaten
[Verse 2]
Later that day, I was looking at the weather
When walking by, the fittest girl ever
I went in for the k** and offered up the D
Said I've brought ten rubbers with me
I was thinking it was all going well
Then saw that I pissed myself
"He's a loser and ugly too", yo, b**h, STFU
[Hook x2]