[Verse 1]
Shat my pants on a date
Hundred dollars for a plate
She left me with the bill to pay
That's how you know when it's
[Hook]
f**ed
f**
f**
f**
[Verse 2]
Dropped my wallet on the train
Phone was hacked the other day
Followed by the NSA
It's not my p**n but I'm
[Hook]
f**ed
f**
f**
f**
[Verse 3]
Zipped my flyer to my dong
Wrote myself a sh**ty song
Captured by the Viet-Kong
I don't even know what is happening but it's
[Hook]
f**ed
f**
f**
f**
[Outro]
f** I missed it?
Again? f**
What are you doing here?
f** this place, f** this song
What is this sh**?
f**ing god damn it, f**ing go home
Rub one out