Pretty soon now, you know I'm gonna make a comeback
And like the birds and the bees in the trees, it's a sure-fire smash
I'll speak to the ma**es through the media
And if you've got anything to say to me, you can say it with cash
'Cause I've got the trash and you got the cash
So baby, we should get along fine
So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
Well, can't you hear me laughing? Can't you see me smile?
I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man who gave you the yo-yo
(I'm the man)
Kung fu, oh, that was one of my good ones
Well, what's a few broken bones when we all know, it's good clean fun
Skateboards, I've almost made them respectable
You see, I can't always get through to you so I go for your son
I had a giant rubber shark and it really made a mark
Did you looka looka look it all the blood
So give me all your money' cause I know you think I'm funny
Well, can't you hear me laughing? Can't you see me smile?
I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man who gave you the yo-yo
(I'm the man)
Right now, I think I'm gonna plan a new trend
Because the line on the graph's getting low and we can't have that
And you think, you're immune but I can sell you anything
Anything from a thin safety pin to a pork pie hat
'Cause I got the trash and you got the cash
So baby we should get along fine
So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
Well, can't you hear me laughing? Can't you see me smile?
I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man who gave you the yo-yo
(I'm the man)
I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man who gave you the yo-yo
(I'm the man)