[Verse 1: Joe Grizzly]
Name's Joe grizz I got unstoppable swagger
Pack more meat into your b**h than a grocery bagger
Let's crack open some brews; ale, pilsner or lager
I a'int drunk enough yet, down a mickey of Jager
I don't have enough s**, so come do me a favour
It turns out p**y is my favourite flavour
But before we get started could you please sign the waivers
Before I get locked up for indecent behaviour
Cause I'm known to get rough
Yeah I break b**hes hips
And I forget the safe word when I bring out the whips
And you talk to my lady make her give you some tips
Cause she wins muh-f**in', dick s**in' championships
Shout to all my homies making minimum wage
Shout to all the ladies that's the minimum age
I got the crowds going wild when I step on the stage
Cause I'm a national treasure
Just call me Nicholas Cage
3.14 Kush, its that weed Pi
You a b**h man like a hooker, in her knee-highs
And those two f*ggots, Peej and Levi
[Verse 2: Q-Bone]
I said drop it Shawty
Drop it like it's hot!
Steamy hot in here, so much sweat
I'mma need a mop!
Now take a sip of this, hit this
Do a twist, give me a kiss
While I hit it from the back
Then down to the floor, down down to the floor
Cause girl you know I like it like that
She movin' in from the bottom to the top of the pole
She got it under control
And how you move that thing got me in a super trance
Got me to thinkin' how I ever stood a chance
Q-Bone spits like Flash, I'm as quick as can be
Shawty say she wanna lick the wrapper, well I'm a rapper so lick me
'Major League Spittaz' tearing up the studio
Joe Grizz, T Gunnz, yours truly so
A-money in the house, ballin' super hard
And i'mma melt your brain like you a retard
Could give a damn if you ever get offended
I'll cut you up and leave your ends unmended
I am evil, you're Kineivel
Flying through the sky like an eagle
Hotty with a body and she knows it
Got a dirty idea for her to do with those lips
Want the party to last, drink up fast
Looks like we're over being sober
It's a thing of the past
Get the drinks for free cause I know the bartender
Blonde, tall cylinder
Enter, over and over again
Yeah son, you know what I'm saying
As long as the game involves girls I won't stop playing
Mind at an ease, and I'm looking for a tease
Take a couple pics for my album
Freeze, flash, tits, a**, don't, stop
Lick me like a lollipop
(Colin Crawford Productions)